Get Ready To Rock This World, Bitch!

Pre-Exam Post (Final)

2008-10-26T14:05:00.007+11:00

AHHHHHHHHH EXAMS START TOMORROW!!!!! and I still have a whole bunch of stats and psychology notes to go through...... how how how how how??!! Anyways, during the past 2 weeks, instead of studying I've been doing nonsense ie. Photoshop. Its immense fun vandalizing people's faces and turning them into Godzilla's cousin's spawn after having an unprotected "afternoon delight" with Ju-On..... Anyways as everyone loves to see the before and after pics, here are some of them :P Enjoy....

Before After

The first one wasnt much altered. Just the lighting was adjusted and extra makeup was put on as well as a lil' touch ups here and there. The second was done when I was quite lazy and nothing much was done so it looked rather wierd after that. The third one complained I turned her into a ghost..... :D

This should not be called Photoshop CS2.... It should be called PlasticSurgeon version 9.0 FREE! The difference may not be much but its still enhanced nonetheless..... No doubt even without artificial facelifts and enhancements, these girls look stunning and pretty as they are..... but PHOTOSHOP CAN DO BETTER!

*Names of the photoshop-ees will not be disclosed for confidentiality reasons*

Till then, will cya after the exams! Or at least after the first week....

Yet Again. Tag 3.

2008-10-21T04:45:00.004+11:00

The Self:
[1] Name: Bryan Jason Matthew ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Yeoh
[2] Nickname: Bryan, XX, Lamer, Bitch, Slut, (whichever profanity is more suitable during that situation)
[3] Married: Nada.
[4] Zodiac Sign: Aquarius, I Heart H2O
[5] Gender: Male
[6] Age: 18
[7] High School: SMKSJ
[8] College: Taylors University College.....
[9] Height: Taller than you
[10] Weight: Anorexic but without the starving/purging/weight control part
[11] Do you like yourself: Duh.
[12] Piercings: Both still virgins
[13] Right or left: Why?
[14] Are you a freak : Yes
[15] Hair: Again, still virgin. But slightly bleached from swimming with dear chlorine.
[16] Skin: Smooth, toned, perfect (like after using SK2), Asian, I'm colourful
[17] Allergic: Idiots and traitors.
[18] What are you doing now: Doing this....., scratching my face, faking to read pharm chem....
[19] What will you do 1 hour later: Sleep
[20] What will you do 10 years later: You wanna tell me?

THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: Parents in malaysia but here with sister
[22] Siblings (included you): 2
[23] Eldest: Sister
[24] Youngest: Moi
[25] Love/hate your family: Depends on the situation. Family what....

THE LOVE
[26] You found your another half: Yes... how am I human then?
[27] If yes, who is he/she: the.... other half of me?
[28] If no, who you want he/she to be: Ditto.
[29] Time(s) you in relationship: Since I was conceived
[30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000): 100000000000000000000
[31] Anyone woo you before(0-100000): -1000000000000000000
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: ;wganbwonibgowonoawrabwbtgrwbtwabtw
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: yaw naeyheearfewajiorvowiafwefholahifaohiwf
[34] Ever argue with your other half:spamspamspamspamspamspam
[35] You with your other half since: MY GOODNESS SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY....
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo: How can I be a lesbian?
[37] Reasons you love your other half: Because I can't function without it...
[38] You and your other half in which stage: Covalently bonded.
[39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: what the hell....
[40] Ever think of marry he/she: Already attached permanently.

THE FRIENDS
[41] Your first best friend: some girl and guy in pre-school
[42] Your first enemy: some bitch in primary whatsoever...
[43] The friend you love the most: Every single one of them (ceh...... so loving)
[44] The enemy you hate the most (1only): I hate with an equal level....
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder...
[46] Your most handsome guy friend: Not gay....
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most: Fake sluts and betrayers
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most: Dickheads and jerks
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: that's against the rules of best friend-ism
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: Refer to whatever i wrote above....
[51] If your friend backstabbing you: I prefer them to frontstab me... but wth... been backstabbed too many times the feeling's gone...
[52] If your friend betray you: hate... FOREVER until they fucking regret.
[53] If your friend woo your lover: Send that person to Guantanamo Bay...
[54] If your friend fall in love with you: still waiting for that to happen
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: Not gay.

THE STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student: of course NOT.
[57] You always done your homeworks/assignments: Assignments yes, Homework - Xeroxed.
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: Miss MAHHHHH wai leng, ms lai, elizabeth yuriev
[59] Always late to school/college: Everyday
[60] Your class: Bachelor of Pharmacy, Class of 2011
[61] You love your seniors: As in relationship? no way....
[62] Senior who you love the most: ........................
[63] Your classmates good/bad: freaking kiasus.....
[64] Excellent result classmate: Too many.
[65] Laziest classmate: Me.

THE PEOPLE
[66] Smart people: Damn those cockheads.
[67] Stupid people: Please stop acting.
[68] Good looking people: Why can't I be one of them?
[69] Ugly people: Discrimination..... look what happened to Betty or American Beauty...
[70] Funny people: The best bunch you'll ever meet on Earth.... unless you're in Mars...
[71] Cute people: Adorable but hate the fake ones..... its like buying Hello Kitty just that its not a small cat but a tiger with a beard....
[72] Bad people: Stay away. but its all just influence.
[73] Honest people: Have the best policy. trust me.
[74] Acting people: I support them but please, stop with your strikes. We need Hollywood back.
[75] You are what kind of people: I am all of the above but in moderation. - The BEST.

THE PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: Both.
[77] Hugs or kisses: Ditto
[78] Shorter or taller: Taller
[79] hesitant or spontaneous: Spontaneous
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: Both. You don't wanna look like a crab or penguin....
[81] Listener or talker: Both.
[82] Romantic or rich: Rich but good at sex.
[83] Good husband or Good Father: Good Wife........that's a good mother.... duh...

THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get marry: Open for suggestions...
[85] Numbers of kid(s): Depends on our fertility...
[86] Career: Billionaire
[87] Salary: Ditto.
[88] Retirement age: Whenever I feel like retiring.
[89] Properties value: The size of Australia would be sufficient for me...
[90] Wishes: Too many to list.

THE VICTIMS
[91] Myself
[92] Myself
[93] Myself
[94] Myself
[95] Myself
[96] Myself
[97] Myself
[98] Myself
[99] Myself
[100] OOHHHHH I already did it so WHAT THE HECK....

2nd Tag ZOMG.

2008-10-18T18:47:00.005+11:00

Feeling pretty bored and... even more bored. Exams are coming up in a weeks time... AHHHH.... so not ready..... then had the sick cough flu rubbish recently and recovering from it (see lah everyday sleep at 6 am!). Cibai tram fine appeal got rejected..... money faced cheap bastards.... Aussie currency dropped like a toot toot which is gooooood for me :P Anyways.....

TAG!

RULES:

1. People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves (couldn't be bothered for the 2nd one...).

2. Tag 6 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse (sook: lol. how are they going to be forced to do it? tie them to a chair in front of a com and make them do this tag i say!!)(then XX add on.... WTH.... i think a dictator made this rule) .These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by continue this game by sending it to other people. (this is a computer right... I can totally delete this lame rule.... watch me.... HAH BITCH !)

Tagged by: Ah Cheng (perempuan kiasu kat IMU.....)

1. If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be? take revenge?
Why can't I betray my lover first? CHEATER! hmmph.....

2. If you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
to be rich and immortal..... (like omg such a rhetorical question)
ok if i were serious, i suppose, i'll be a rich famous fuck living the life of extravagant mad luxury in a world of peace... its like Heaven on earth!

3. What is your dream?
What is this? ask 1 time not enough ah? got amnesia ah? breach of privacy.....

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
they always ask this question. a billion? not enough. at least 10 billion. i would .. buy a small country, dictate and brainwash the people, buy oprah's show and rename it Vagina Monologue, hmmm what else can i do? well actually anything i wanna do....

5. Will you u fall in love with your best friend?
can can. but too many dunno which 1 to choose leh..... (i'm flexible)

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
as in making love love or what? both, its just berkadar langsung ok!. its a blessing to have sex and that person to love you in return.....

7. How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
I want Love NOW! OI! GIMME HER BITCH!

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Okay like in the first place why would you even wanna get involved? crazy... desperate... housewife.... i'm not Edie Britt kay...zzz

9. (sook: i changed the qw, check su yen's for the ori)
Do you think the world would be better off if everyone has the same religion/ethnicity/ etc? (eh I dam lazy to change the qws.... just take yours only lahs)
eww..... please I need my (censored N-word) kays! Imagine if it was in Malaysia.... Friday afternoon the whole country comes to a standstill... eh but good leh... got free parking wont get summons :P

10. (sook: changed again. sick and tired of gf/bf qws)
You see a 50 year old man entwine arms with a girl about the age of 20+ and find out they are gf/bf. What are your first thoughts?
See it all the time... its normal... the old man's prolly just horny kua.... maybe that slut's using her husband's money to pump botox into her sagging face.... (ala desperate housewives? see they look so hot and young....where got such thing 1 !?!)

11. How would you see yourself in ten years time.?
Can't. No premonition.... but according to my estimation probably dealing drugs and running a drug cartel? Come visit me, buy 1 carton of Panadol and i give u 1 bunch of homegrown ganja.... dam chun 1 (its just lalang... i don't get why they're so interested in smoking free grass.....crazy like cows)

12. What's your fear?
fear is not it my dictionary (cehhhh as if dam brave oni..... at least i'm not a pussy :P)

13. What's the first thing you do when you wake up?
Go back to sleep again. Duh!

14. Would you give all in a relationship?
Give what? money? no way... its all Mineeee muahahahahhaha sucker

15. If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
Both. I'm so into menage-a-trois. One of them can be doing me while the other cleans up the mess after that.... See.... theres method in my madness....

16. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
Maybe.... but since I'm quite a bitch maybe no.... Actually, I'll publicly defame that person and ..... (bitch-talk)

17.Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
lets see....
Single - can be promiscuous and get chlamydia.... but you'll be a celibate (no life.........)
Relationship - can have sex and still get chlamydia.... but at least you won't feel guilty and still live...
go figure?

18. If your girlfriend/boyfriend told u that she/he is actually a prince/princess, what will u do.?
I don't think the world has enough prince/princesses to go around.... heck the good ones are already taken anyway.... Its not all "The Prince and Me" ok... unless you're like one of the middle eastern's prince sex slaves... *read: Honey, get me an afternoon delight* sweet....

DISCLAIMER: Whatever that is written above for the tag is absolutely, totally, freaking crazy like DUH obviously fake and should not be duplicated hence or forth without permission from its rightful creator of madness.

Baby Update

2008-10-09T23:19:00.001+11:00

Okay.....This shall be a super short post, more like a notice..... been really busy and stuff.... now sick again (wth... ugh asshole....).... ANYWAYS.....

Tomorrow,
10 / 10,
marks the end of my lecture classes in uni
(means exams are even closer now!)
but even more important,
it is a date of significant importance to me.....
*love you forever*

I won't be blogging as much this coming few weeks until after my exams (which is the 10th of November-exactly a month away)....

So till then, au revoir.

Of Parties and Parties?

2008-09-29T18:37:00.006+10:00

I'm glad we've sorted out things and thankfully our relationship wasn't ruined. In fact just after 10 plus minutes (estimated) of drama and bickering, we reconciled and put the past and differences behind us. It showed us how a strong bond trumps any flaws in what is called a perpetuating friendship. All is well now and I can't wait till we meet again.

*Actually I realized my 1-month due post stayed true to the main motto of this blog, bitchiness.

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OKAYYY lets move on and away from the prime-time original > back to whats hot and whats not!

So Saturday was Ping-cess' b'day partayyy - woohoo :P Guess who drove there in her baby Suzuki.... YES IT WAS the F.A.B.licious Sumyee International Airport kuahahahhaa. Thanks so much for picking me and retarded merman yeah!! lotsa love from me and your driving is just.... phenomenal for a green P's driver? hahahahaha.... I tell u... that woman... she's not driving a 1.5 litre car... she's driving a turbo-supercharged-throttle-freako-mambo-jumbo hyper spaceship.... she told us we'd reach Ping-cess' place in 45 mins... we got there in 25... AHAHHAHAHA and he was still in his PJs when we got there (k this part abit kua cheong lah... it was his b'day outfit but looked like PJs to us from the bedroom window)

The Party. It was so hot and happening, it was ces't le magnifique and the peeps were totally awesome. This party is what a party should be.................but...................just that ..............................err.............................. sadly there was no alcohol T_T or crazy hip beaty music to shake my bootayyy to................ XP Nevertheless, met many wonderful peeps with fabulous personalities and now my Facebook account has more friends yay (like how lame is that man... tsk tsk tsk... I'm such a kid). Shame.... Alexis, Minh and a few of our other friends couldn't make it or it would've been even more fun :P

I must say, Ping-cess' mum cooks wonders. Everything (the cake and jelly went well together alright) was just scrumptious and heavenly but the lasagne was the icing of the cake - super cheesy and tantalizing .mmmm. I can still taste the cheese in the 2nd last bottom right molar tooth in my mouth (yeah after 5 days of fermentation and penicillin moulds growing on it...) AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... LAUGH LAH BITCH.....

Anyways, here are some pics from da partay yo! (ps. I won't show you guys my pics yet :P AND don't get any ideas about going to Facebook to check it out a'ight!)

Hey we were the earliest there k... L-R: Sum Yee, Jian, Sonja, Janice (Jay-T?)

awww theres Ah Ping and his wonderful cake. Someone's already legal now :P *hinting*

It seem's they've engaged in some women's cosmetic talk (or maybe about menstruation symptoms?) Sharon is the one in pink.

Somebody call the Ghost Busters! If you see carefully... Fred was actually beneath the Twister mat.... and look at that guy running away from him :D

Pingy's family. His mum, dad, sister (Evonne) and the hamster!

**Theres more pics on Jian's blog and Sum Yee's photobucket acc (guess it yourself... cos my pic is in there :P:P:P:P:P).

Ok so the following day which is Sunday (if u guys don't know how the calendar works), attended the PISA year end BBQ and hot-pot party. The venue was on the rooftop of Bouverie Close, the residence of one of my friends and fellow PISA exco member. The view from the rooftop was fantastic..... Wished it was higher though HAHAHAHA.... the only thing that sorta ruined the BBQ part was the crazy strong Melbourne wind (like what did I tell you about the weather here right.... totally B) The apartment should install wind deflectors to channel away the forces of party destruction!! Overall quite alot of peeps attended the event.... and left before the hot-pot started....

And so we move on to the hot-pot segment of the party. As the wind was already mad enough (If you're lighter than 50 kg, you'll be guaranteed to land back in your home country), we shifted indoors, specifically to the apartment where we played err.... Twister... which I lost.... Big Two aka Chor Dai Dee... which I lost again... Mafia... which was.. err.. speechless..... oh and some card game where we had challenges for the cards held by a person... which I WON WOOHOOOOOO!!!! yes.. yess.. i know thank you thank you.... I'd like to thank my erkapaofafdfwajopfjpoaejg bla bla..... IN THE MIDST of waiting for a few other peeps to arrive. Then the hot-pot commenced.... not enough fishball LAH!... even if I ate alot edi... :p The hot pot was alright but I think the BBQ part was funnerererer..... Theres no pics for this event... sorry :P

K... summary for this week so far......

Monday - slept so late and woke up at 4pm.... didnt do anything at all

Tuesday - woke up late again.... supposed to meet a friend but she also cannot wake up :P then went to Golden Monkey with Frank... has sissy drinks that night....

Wednesday - went for Raya open house in Malaysia House, St. Kilda Road.... a taste of Malaysian food that will last me till... I go back to Malaysia....

Gosh.... Spring Break is boring.... but at least it isn't as boring as err..... the mid year holidays.... :P Anyways... this is sorta like all I have to say for now...

Till then, auf Wiedersehen.

"What my friends think of me"

2008-09-26T01:04:00.017+10:00

-------------------------Bitching Section-------------------------

1 month. My blog is already considered dead? Shocking as it may be but this was what they told me as I was on the verge of updating it. Yeah so what if it was not updated for a month? Its not like I'm suffering from compulsive over blogging syndrome or bloggeritis right. Not like everyone's got no life alright? Sometimes the words they say are just so utterly condescending. Initially as I started this blog my updates were so frequent that they said I have the newbie syndrome, so as time went by I started to slack off. Now just one month, the blog is considered dead. This is my fucking blog and I have the bloody rights to update whenever I like it or not. I mean come on, do you have to use the term dead? Why not stagnant? Vocab too limited? Technically, a blog isn't even a living thing in the first place so how is it ever possible to be dead? I never even said I closed this blog down? So in a way.... this is thinking that all of my previous posts meant nothing but were just pointless Arial fonts in white and filled with blank pictur es? And then there was this, friends opened new blogs but didn't even bother linking me to their page. Heck they didn't even bother to tell me about it and another friend had to tell me about that. Now I wonder why I even had the courtesy to link their page to my blog.... Oh wait? They're my "friends"? So I've been away for 10 months and I'm now comparable to a foreigner? illegal immigrant that's trespassing on uncharted territory in their lives? Don't worry, as a person and as a friend, I know better because I will NEVER do such a thing to them.

Hey wake up six, I've got something for all you out there to think about. Does this mean that if you don't contact your friend for a month or more due to circumstances in which makes it difficult or impractical, do you consider that friend dead? No? or are you people the type that consider one as gone from your life - reformatted - erased entirely just because of that? Have you even ever once considered calling the person yourself or you wait as time and tide passes your asswipe face for them to call you? As a matter of fact, this brings me on to another topic. Why is it that sometimes you feel you are the only one trying to reach out to your so called friends, trying to maitain the camaderie by oneself where the other party seems not to bother reciprocally. So what if you've found newer cliques and acquaitances? Does this mean you can just blow off the ones that were there previously? I quote this phrase from a teacher whom quoted it from a student : Friends, they are like tissue paper. You use them and throw it away. You see, it seems somehow a few people that I know practice this abomidable, despicable, self-centred principle. Well I've got news for them - Fuck You. It's been months and I'm done being pissed off for these worthless knobs. I'm gonna set it straight from now, you don't want to be my friend, PISS OFF.

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Bet ya'll must be thinking "oh for crying out loud stop your crap talk already".... but I gotta get it off my chest and I don't wanna die of unnecessarily stress related stroke.....

Okay normal blogging resumes.....

First some blogging debt repayment ->

Yeen Yee's fossilized tag:

Tagged by Art Slut (oops too mean :D but it rhymes)

1. Put your itunes/ music player/phone on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button for your answer

3. You must put down the song name no matter what

After you've answered all of the questions, tag 5 other people and let them know that they've been tagged to the meme themselves.

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1. What would best describe your personality?
El-Nino - Tata Young
Fantastic.... super accurate : I'm hot, I'm crazy, I'll melt the ice caps and I'm coming. Technically, I'm the cause of the cause of global warming.

2. What do you like in a guy/girl?
It's Like That - Mariah Carey ft. JD, Fatman Scoop
Damn right. I like what I like and who I like.... themselves (YES CAMWHORE PARTNER!!)

3. How do you feel today?
okay initially they played this ancient chinese song i dunno what on planet mars is it so SKIP.... and i got My Boo - Usher ft. Alicia Keys.... what the hell... how can I feel my girlfriend? Is that an emotion> How do you feel today? Oh i feel my boo......

4. What is your life's purpose?
Di Manakan Ku Cari Ganti by P. Ramlee but I have no clue what this song is on about like i mean COME ON... SKIPPPP and i got If We Hold on Together - Diana Ross.... ok I admit.... I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT THISSSSSSSSSSSSS.... maybe become a DIVA? oh wait I already am one :D

5. What is your motto?
Last Thing on My Mind - Ronan Keating ft. LeAnn Rimes
No motto? Oh wait... quite true... I seem to do what I think of last... wierd... but this song's about romance... hmm ok my motto shall be I WILL NOT BE A CELIBATE.... i think.... wtv NEXTTTT

6. What do your friends think of you?
Confessions of a Broken heart - Lindsay Lohan
WHAT THE FUCK! I think the question should be the other way around but I can guess its quite true... but not SATISFIED ANOTHER SONGGG and I got Emotions - Mariah Carey. damn this song is perfect for me. I'm full of emotions, deeper than i've ever dreamed of.... HIGHER THAN THE HEAVENS ABOVE... and i always feel good and nice.... lovesss XOXO

7. What do you think of your parents?
We Belong Together - Mariah Carey
Ceehhh so filial man :D WAT? I memang sayang them what... :P

8. What do you think about very often?
You Can't Hurry Love - Diana Ross & The Supremes
errrrrrr.......................................................................................................................no?
date date date date date sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex marriage..... maybe

9. What do you think of your best friend?
Broken Wing - Martina McBride.
Trust me. That person's got more potential but just need to find the way.

10. What do you think of your crush?
I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOVE ON ALREADY!!! wait I don't have crushes.... I prefer ice blended frappucino.... oh well... NEXT!

11. What is your life story?
Invincible - Ok Go.
PLEASE NO MAN.... i'm better than that... but this song rocks and its about destroying earth... fuhhh dam chun man... like some evil villain oni... HAH BEAT THAT JOKER!! LOOK WHO's LAUGHING NOW BITCH!!

12. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Heaven Sent - Keyshia Cole
Wah.... so celestial.... I'll be the next "greatest comeback" kua....

13. What do you think when you see your crush?
Bebot - Black Eyed Peas
don't get it.... she's philippino? DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS SONG LAH.... need maid to translate..

14. What do your parents think of you?
I Like Your Kind of Love - Andy Williams ft Peggy Powers
Serious? never knew that..... HAHAHAHA goes to show I'm a good kid :D

15. What do strangers think of you?
All I Wanna Do - Sheryl Crow
Damn... I'm so hot everyone wants to do me.... hahahahahaha

16. What will they play at your funeral?
We've Got Tonight - Ronan Keating ft. Jeanette
Aiyoh so sad song.... or maybe I'll be a zombie cos at night I raise from the dead?

17. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Kokaomo - Beach Boys
Classic. I must remember to put this song into the Wedding Songs CD ok! Or I'll marry in some super hot beach.... I LIKEEE

18. What is your hobby/interest?
We Belong Together - Mariah Carey (played d so NEXT)
Stuck - Stacie Orrico
Who the hell gets stuck as a hobby or interest? Stupid.... NEXT SONG
America's Next Top Model theme song - Tyra Banks feat. Dark Child
fuyoh this is so me... I model during my free time COOL!!

19. What do you think of your friends?
Bleeding Love - Leona Lewis
I feel that. Its deep this one. Well it is what it is I guess....

20. What song do you listen to when you are sad?
It's All Coming Back To Me Now - Celine Dion
I absolutely adore this song. But its already quite a .... dunno wat to say.... make you more sad?

21. What song do you air guitar to?
I never air guitar. I only air piano. Lame...... and besides... guess what song came up... Queer Eye for the Straight Guy Theme Song.... HOW THE HELL? I mean I can dance to that but please no air guitar....

22. What should be your signature karaoke song?
Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered - Linda Ronstadt ft. Nelson Riddle although I think I very much prefer Rod Stewart and Cher's duet :D
but the next song that came up was That Don't Impress Me Much - Shania Twain....
WHERE IS MARIAH!! OI STUPID PLAYER!!!!!!!

23. What is your greatest desire?
Solitaire - Clay Aiken (no way man... I'm so not gonna be alone... or play solitaire on computer or gay myself....) NEXT SONG
Knowing Me, Knowing You - ABBA (AHHH this is more like it.... socialize and all.. lovely... although the song's not about that lol....)
Actually none of this is even a desire WTH..... another song PLEASE!
Don't Stop Me Now - Queen ( YES I SHALL BE UNSTOPPABLE )

24. What does next year has in store for you?
SOS (Rescue Me) - Rihanna
YES. 2nd Year Pharmacy... HELP ME!!!!!!!!!

25. What's your outlook on life?
Me Against The Music - Britney Spears ft. Madonna
What? Fight Madonna? damn cool I'll be an artist and a slut at the same time... like Britney!

26. How will you die?
Radar Love - Golden Earring ? Dunno no idea I never listen to this song 1 hahahahha

27. Do people secretly lust after you?
Car Wash - Christina Aguilera ft. Missy Elliot.
You Dig? I sure can't! Maybe I'll meet a super hot biatch at the car wash waiting for her car to be washed with mine?

28. The best advice you will ever get.
I Believe - Fantasia Barrino
Quite true loh.... I believe also but I don't sound like a duck....

29. What will I be doing for the next 3 months?
Bounce - Sarah Connor
Cannot legs not springy enough. I'm not an African Springbok. Though its about moving out... well true I'll be going back to M'sia.....

30. What do you think of the person who tagged you?
Its another prehistoric chinese song with no title.... but I got Clowns by Tatu for the next one..... Ok lets get this straight... she's not a lesbian nor is she from russia but she certainly can draw clowns pretty damn good alright. funny?

31. What will your future mother-in-law be like?
Ring The Alarm - Beyonce Knowles
Oh Shit................................................ Will she be crazy? Or will she be Beyonce? HAHAHAHAHA

32. What is the favourite song of the doctor who will help deliver your baby?
That is if I have the organs to deliver a baby.... Toxic - Britney Spears
Damn right... the baby's shits going on his face - TOXIC

33. If you wrote a book, what would it be like?
You're Gonna Love Me - Jennifer Hudson
I never write books and I FREAKIN HATE sad romance... I think its rubbish

34. What sort of ruler would you be?
Jump Up (If You Feel Alright) - Da Beat Bros.
Oh I'll be on top alright.... DICTATOR MUAHAHAHAHHAHA

35. Will you ever get a dog or cat?
Easy - Paula DeAnda feat. Lil Wayne
YEAH... EASY.... I ALREADY GOT BOTH ..... XP

36. What would you say at your Oscar/Nobel prize acceptance speech?
Crawling Back To You - Backstreet Boys....
Yeah I mean all the thank you for giving me this award, thank you all my family, friends, fans, crew... bla bla bla wtf.....

37. What is your superpower?
Confessions of a Broken Heart - Lindsay Lohan (played already)
I Don't Wanna Be - Gavin DeGraw.... true.... look at all the super heroes.. they live miserable lives.. gosh... not worth it

38. Why are you addicted to enigmatic brooders?

100% Pure Love - Crystal Waters
Title explains it all?

I tag... well the last time I tagged..... only 3 people did it so I guess..... whatever.....

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UPDATES

OOOOO I made a new friend in Uni Melb. He's a possum and his name is Babel. hahahahahhaha :P. Lives among the trees along the pathway near the Commerce Building and the courtyard.

Oh look! Its showing me its beautiful furry hoochie ass XP

Yes quite alot has happened in the month that went by. Winter is over and its already midway through spring. Well I'll just elaborate more on the bigger events. So on Wednesday the 24th was Ping ping's b'day so we decided to throw a small b'day cake bash for his 18th! Coincidentally, little boy Minh's 19th b'day was on the following day..... hence we made a double bash for them. The prezzies were a Nintendo DS for both of em..... one in white and the other in blue (Why didn't yall get them pink?!) The "party" was during the lunch break and Sonja kindly baked a choc moist cake as the b'day cake and some choc and banana muffins (yum!) Needless to say, here are some pics from ze burfday:

David, the one with glasses, opened mouth and looks like a hamster :D

Minh, the 8 year old boy wearing glasses hahahaha :P

Then last Friday went to Billboard for a night out. Music and crowd was great for the first hour and a half until it took a downward spiral. Assholes started smoking in the club and bimbos started PDA-ing intimately with their dickhead guy friends on the stage as though they were desperate, never-had-sex-in-75-years sluts. I mean it's like come on man. You wanna do boobie touching and frotting, please, get a fucking room or go to the toilet for goodness sake.

On the 17th of Sept..... something big struck me. Nope you're wrong. Its not a lightning bolt but a fine of 167AUD. YES you've guessed it, I didn't validate the damn ticket on the tram and the inspectors issued a fine. Cibai. K so the story goes like this. The day before, I borrowed some notes from a friend so the next day we had an 8.30 class and I decided to go early. It was the first time in this semester that I ever went to uni that early for the lecture but my main point was to return the notes as we needed it for the lecture. So I've boarded the tram at around 8.15-ish and just as I was about to reach the uni, just 2 stops away, these plain clothes inspectors came on board. Little did I know they were real inspectors and I thought that woman was actually pretending to do a lil ad lib with her friends about ticket inspection. People always imitate them. PLEASE STOP! It was until the passenger sitting behind me took their metcard out that I realized they were inspectors and desperately I tried to swipe my card but unfortunately, another inspector was standing just right in front of me..... near the bloody machine. Well then I was caught and spoken to as though I've never learnt English in my life. What the Fucking Hell. And the interesting thing was, the tram was never inspected when I went late to uni for the past 8 months..... talk about "no good deed goes unpunished" or what huh.... :P

Bitch Slip. Note the middle finger behind.

But nevermind that. I had quite alot of fun this 2 months. Lectures weren't that boring nowadays cos we found stuff to keep us busy.... doodling away on lame stuff..... (see below)

Went on to try the best burger I've had so far, Grill'd. Fantastic but gotta try the one in Rockpool, Crown Hotel. Apparently they said its the BEST burger in Melbourne woh.....

The Mighty Melbourne. Behind is the Classic Grill'd.
Dang the burger's big. Even my infinite-stage variable mouth size mechanism can't open big enough.

Ping's party is tomorrow (can't wait to wear the totally drag outfit O.O) and theres a hot pot thingy on Sunday. Still thinking whether or not to go for the Melbourne Show..... no one wants to go..... booo you whores!

Went to watch Wall.E in Hoyts MC with Frank on Wednesday too.... I love it!! SUPER CUTE!!! eeevvaaaaa and the humans of year 2-7-something-something look like one of my lecturers ahhahaha......

Also I realized there were so many b'days in September... Meliselamat hari jadi khoo, Chan Hor Yan - Hor Fun, and a whole bunch of them. Seems to be the most fertile month I think.... or the month where every pregnant woman's water breaks.....

Overall, I dunno but I think I sorta spent a lil' bit over in August and Sept..... every week went out.... eat, party OMG I'm SO BROKE! T_T But even more spirit-dampening is the fact that exams are coming in a month's time!! AHHHHHHH NOT READY!!!!!

Mmm and here are some updates about stuff back home. OOhh..... mummy got a puppy! Oscar is his name and he's now more important than me..... apparently.....

They have Absolut Vodka. This is Absolut Adorable. 500-proof.

And my kitty cats are spayed! Finally no more late night whoring and making daily slut trips outside eh! Also gave away their previous litter of kittens. Miss em super duper lotsa XOXO

NEWS!
My dear lovie friend in college Carmen Ong left for London on the 23rd this month. Gonna miss her lots and hope ya have a great time in Southampton!! Buy some prezzies back for me kays. :P

My skin looks soooo much better back home :P

Till then, CIAOZ ^^

I'm back, Bitch!

2008-08-22T17:31:00.003+10:00

Heyall !! Sorry for the temporary hiatus in my blog since the Olympics.... was supposed to post about how spectacular and amazingly coordinated the opening ceremony was for Beijing 2008 haha.... but it seems rather redundant now as I guess everyone's practically watched the thing.... but I have to say..... the scale was.. WOAH.. the amount of people involved can practically fit a small country! Then there was the Lin Dan versus Chong Wei epic match that went on..... dang Australia.... don't show the match here.... tooottttttt..... When Siao Chen told me China was 14 points ahead... I didn't really mind them not showing it already :D But at least some credit to the Malaysian guy which got a silver.... after 12 years wtf.... but when it comes to China... Malaysia can go back to where they crawled out from... XD

Anyways moving on.... so I've been sick for the past week and didn't go to uni for like a freakin week! MISSED OUT ON SO MANY FUN STUFF... deng... of all the weeks why must I get the dreaded bitch flu on that week? (gosh missed the presentation, labs, tutes, EVENTS!!, free food and gifts (babi... I'm Malaysian ok...)!?W!)#*$@&!)

Boy was that a miserable week, headache, sore throat, terrible cough and phlegm, fever and all that shit.... and in that week... so happened it was 2 of my old kawan's B'DAYS!! AHHHH so I guess I sorta owe this post to them.... here goes:

HAPPY BELATED 19th BIRTHDAY

CHANG YI
(changi airport)
comma TAN, LEONARD

and

OASIS SARAH YEOH SIAO CHEN

!!!!!

Argh feeling quite tired now..... still got so many posts due... but sleep is more important muahahhahahahaha.... YeenYee... will do your fun post soon...

Till then, more more more more and more pigging....zzzzzzzz

p.s. so pissed off at air asia... now I have to pay extra 200 AUD.... GRRRRRR

Tagged (bitch.....)

2008-08-09T02:43:00.005+10:00

From Frank:

Rules:
1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.
3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog.

Starting time: GMT 0245 hours
Name: Bryan
Sister(s): Elena
Brother(s): What's his name?
Shoe size: dunno.... i think 13 kua.....
Height: last time i measured about 183 cm i guess
Where do you live: Melbourne city
Favourite drink: Anything that contains above 30% alcohol
Favourite breakfast: Anything Malaysian or filled with 100% saturated fat

Have you ever been on a plane? YES
Swam in the ocean? NO
Fallen asleep in school? DUH.... who doesn't.....
Broken someone’s heart? Totally
Fell off your chair? Yes in my dreams
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call? Practically all the time
Saved e-mails? 1098 unread messages.... helps?
What is your room like? I can't fit inside it
What’s right beside you? Phone, PDA, condoms, 15" dildos, Viagra tabs (believe the last three?)
What is the last thing you ate? err..... round stuff with things on top of it... what do you call them again? OH YEA! PIZZAS :D
Ever had chicken pox? Have you seen my face?
Sore throat? Stupid question
Stitches? Left hand thumb
Broken nose? Can't even breathe with it... useless thing....

Do you believe in love at first sight? All the time baby! "Erection usually points at the trampiest woman in the room"
Like picnics? Eww.... theres grass.... dun wanna dirty the Pradas
Who was the last person you danced with? how'd you know i dance?
Last person made you smile? Myself

Today did you…
Talk to someone you like? If I didn't I'll rather be dead
Kissed anyone? My "bees".... XO XO XO XO XO
Get sick? Of life...? Yeah tell me about that....
Talked to an ex? what ex?
Miss someone? Everyone

Best feeling in the world? :D
Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Real men don't sleep with stuffed-erm nevermind..
Who do you really hate? Hmmm... can't list here..... too long and its none of your business anyways...
What time is it now? GMT 0256 hours

Randoms
Is there a person who is on your mind right now? YES
Do you have any siblings? Ditto
Do you want children? what the hell? the condom didn't burst ok.....
Do you smile often? everyday, everytime
Do you like your hand-writing? God gifted
Are your toenails painted? Yes with semi opaque keratin nail polish from MY BODY SHOP
Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in? Anything that's King and above....
What colour shirt are you wearing? RED
What were you doing at 7:00pm yesterday? Forgot.... got short term memory loss
I can’t wait till? I go home
When did you cry last? Recently (i ate a chilli)
Are you a friendly person? you must be joking right?
Do you have any pets? YES MY LOVIESSSS (the 2 slut cats back home...) used to have a hamster breeding farm, aquarium centre and tortoise

Where is the person you have feelings for right now? I don't play that game
Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you now? yes i left sweat on their palms
Do you sleep with the TV on? ....maybe.... but my current room doenst have one so....
What are you doing right now? this shit.....
Have you ever crawled through a window? Its covered with mosquito net hello? BRAINS... HONEY!
Can you handle the truth? I am the truth
Are you closer to your mother or father? [sensitive matter]
Who was the last person you cried in front of? my computer screen
How many people can you say you’ve really loved? Lost count
Do you eat healthy? If you're saying M&Ms with nuts are healthy then yes...
Do you still have pictures of you and your ex? Yes... we made 18 pornos together (wth... beat that edison chen!)
Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you? Yes
If you’re having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to? Kawans
Are you loud or quiet most of the time? Damn right i'm loud.... your Bose can't reach my volume
Are you confident? Yes but i'm not a cock.

5 things I was doing 10 years ago..[1998]
eat, shit, sleep, eat some more, tv

5 things on my to-do list today:
BBQ, shopping, shopping, shopping, gossip

5 snacks I enjoy:
Crisps, chocolates, biscuits, japanese rubbish, caviar...........go figure

5 things I would do if I were a billionaire:
Spend 1 dollar, Save the rest, donate to charity the bank interest, buy whatever i want, give the beggar 1 cent... can I add one more? build a house with 1 dollar notes...

5 places I have lived in:
Klang, Subang Jaya, Penang, Singapore, Melbourne

5 jobs I’ve had:
man whore, CEO, out-of-job actor, bathroom singer, maid

5 people I tag:
Melisexy, Sook Cheng, Janice, Slyth, Yeen yee

Part Two of le Basique lineup

2008-08-08T19:28:00.004+10:00

ITS DONE! FINALLY DONE!!!!! Yes I know its been a while since the previous post but theres been alot going on in my mind lately and gosh.... been thinking about some stuff non stop even when sleeping wtf :D Anyways, here are the final 3 pieces from the le Basique lineup of the Fall/Winter 2008 Collection de Couleurs.

Mode-de-huit. Alas, ITS COMPLETE!! Coincidentally, today is August 8, 2008! Huit = 8 . HAHAHA.

With me around, who needs Coco Chanel right.... LOL JOKING!! If it weren't for Coco, fashion would not be where it is today. YOU ROCK!

Today is the beginning of the 2008 BEIJING OLYMPICS!! WOOHOO and I don't even know which country to support cos Malaysia never wins anything.

08.08.08

8.08 pm

Till then, I'll be posting an update which I owe many people for will come up soon!

Reveal le collection

2008-07-28T23:42:00.005+10:00

Mmmm yes the first 5 pieces of this lineup is done! 3 more to go..... in suit of the mode-de-huit principle. Can't do much fancy pansy stuff for this lineup... it is after all the basic ready-to-wear couture lineup so as expected.... its been "tailored" to specifically suit the price..... especially the orange one.... its an abomination and should be burnt gahahahahaha whatever! :D well what to do.... its all just business right? FASHION ... HAH XP oh heavens this is so very the bon chic bon genre!

3 more final pieces for this lineup to come in a bit..... before moving on to the crème de la crème lineup which will totally drag in the stupid nouveau riche idiots to buy it gahahahhahahahaah.... I still don't have a name for that one.... its so err.... je ne sais quoi?!

Till then, nothing to say so I send out XOXOXOXOXOs to me loves!

p.s. don't even think about it.... try and i'll sue your ass to hell

Collection de Décolleté Soigné - Preview

2008-07-26T01:55:00.003+10:00

fall/winter 2008 - mode de huit

.

2008-07-23T19:23:00.000+10:00

P I S S E D
O F F
&
S A D

Gifts from the above. Yeah right.....

2008-07-20T23:43:00.003+10:00

Ok this is gonna be a short post. Gotta sleep and wake up early tomorrow for the bloody meeting at 7.30. Fuckers.

Anyways, something really er.... as some might say disgusting or unlucky.... or on the other hand.... lucky?! happened to me. Yes this uncanny event occured yesterday (Sat, 19 Jul) when I was walking to the city with my sis. While we were on Royal Parade and I was using my phone (texting Holly at that time), we heard a splatter and was like WTF.WTH WHAT HAPPENED!!?? Then I felt something sticky and gooey on my hand... And before I knew it, there was the freakin BIRD SHIT! the whole blob of bacterium rubbish microbe infested thing.... ON MY PHONE! arhghhhhhhh.... was running late already cos we were supposed to go to T-Life on Bourke street.... so detoured back home to clean up. Gosh that unpleasant shit splattered all over my jacket... and kena the face... cibai man... Went back and used like extra extra concentrated Dettol to clean and then sanitize the phone with alcohol hand sanitizer....

With flash..... dried up abit edi.....

Without flash..... notice some shit on my thumb too.... wtf.....

WHYYYYY do I get all these random stuff happening to me ah?.........................some fenomena menentang lelaki ini IZIT? nvm can go n buy 4D edi gahahahahaha :D

Till then, too lazy to type already....
p.s. Xena if u reading my blog, something's coming up real soon!!!!!

Its Over! Salvation for this week

2008-07-18T17:50:00.005+10:00

Finally, the first torturous week of the semester is OVER! Friday night here I come and feeling very optimistic for this coming Sunday's dinner mwahhhsss..... Had my fair share of cancer, gonorrhea and of course the ever funny RoChung. a very chiral world indeed.....

Pharm Chem is now taught by erm... lets just call him Mr. Rounded. Gosh I tell you, his lectures are like cancer, attending it is like purposely implanting blobs of malignant tumours all over your body. Its a slow and painful death... for your brain cells that is.... Luckily we still have the Punky Russian Mobster Lady (roxx!!). She's like oh what can I say... radiotherapy to treat the cancer.... Her lessons give u the burning sensation, nevertheless still helping you.... Ohh its not all apple pies and meringues though as we still have the Mr. Gonorrhea to ruin our day with Pharm Prac. Cocky guy and full of the Malaysian ego-ness in him. hate the lectures.... Pharm Prac SUX to da MAX! gosh writing like some bimbo oni... BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH But whatever the outcome is.... you're still gonna some how die when attending lectures in uni..... Happily, Mr. Tetrahedrally chiral for Med Chem and Bergembira gal for physio are like total madness, the holy grail, the miracle water SK2.... though the subjects are confusing and boring, their presence wipes the wrinkles and sagging eyebags off your eyes from staring at the pp slides.... :D

(noticed i excessively used "the"....)

Today was quite an alright day.... had lunch and went to the city. Had a crazy gossip session with a couple of buds and spilled a long island cocktail of rubbish and the-perfect-couple talk.... Then hopped over to Melb. Central to buy bubble tea and detoured back to Frank's place. Just got home after walking back from the city with Kerry. Gosh need to walk more these days.... growing sideways like a fat shit....................T.T

hmmmm but till then, sobbing over the lard glazed donuts on my torso.....

btw, the best resolution of viewing my blog is 1280x780....

And then again

2008-07-17T22:15:00.002+10:00

Holidays are over.... booo wtf. Then here comes Semester 2 flying into my face... or is it the other way around? Either or.... I think I hit the wall hard ok. My brain is possibly facing major concussion and being minced up now..... can go n stuff it into some jiao zi lor then fry it....

So the holidays were rather uneventful.... a job that never came true, cookout with friends, eating out, movies.... wtf this is like what I do everyday.... useless.

Oh and just last week, received the SMS that tells me the results for my Sem 1 exams. Why did I pass that? I totally wanted to flunk it ok.... whateverssssss > the mark that I got showed the effort I put into studying... which was wagging all the physio and pharm prac classes. YES. mmm nevertheless I was shocked when I received the SMS didn't expect to get those 'marvelous' marks gahahahahaha

This is my tip for u guys..... don't waste money on those thick and heavier-than-the-moon text books.... WIKI it, bitch!

OKKK ANYWAYS.... OFF WITH THE RUBBISH AND GARBAGE UNI STUFF AND ON WITH GOOD STUFF....

err... what good stuff?

well yes during my long absence in this blog, the Ange Jolie managed to have sex with the Brad, the eggs fertilize to form foetuses and give birth! - to TWINS as a matter of fact - Knox something-or-rather and Vivienne i-don't-know-what on le 12th de June. wth they're already worth more than $15 mill just in photo.... deng.... I think the whole world is covering this story.

And on a brighter note, my Top Gear is officially back! In fact they're in their 5th episode of the season this sunday! Can't wait.... Hamster, Captain Slow and Jezza that forever screams "POWEERRRR...." fabulous :D

Till then, still cracking my head.

p.s. I made a new bg! with the Hermes croc skin diamond Birkin (USD$50k) and the Audi R8 XD

Priceless?

2008-07-13T02:17:00.004+10:00

Okay this is my birthday gift for you.... Chin So.Ok Cheng.....

brace yourself.....

a little bit more.....

Sorry I can't buy these stuff for u cos I'm not rich enough.....

The Escada dress from the Pre-Fall Collection - $ dunno how much..... probably 5k?
The super hot Manolo Blahnik croc skin boots - $ 14000
The vibrant Prada Nappa Stripes hobo bag - $ 1500
Chanel necklace (this is a cheap thing this one :D) - $ 100
Sook Cheng being photoshopped onto a mannequin with a bobbed hair - Priceless.

GAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I'm so sorry but yes I am so cheap I can only photoshop expensive stuff onto you :D prices quoted are in USD ok.....

The other one.

2008-07-12T00:43:00.006+10:00

Yes.
Another birthday wish.

This time to my old old project partner/bitch, tag-team kickass partner, bio freak, gila-can-suddenly-get-cat-moments girl and of course a very dear friend:

Chinsy Asoka Sooky Ah Cheng Michelle

Chin Sook Cheng

HAPPY 19th BIRTHDAY!

check the blog again tomorrow (err... ok in a few hours time) for an update :D Till then, just wanna wish you all the best and hope you have a fantastic amazing crazy lunatic day for your 19th!

Random: What is the difference?

2008-07-06T20:58:00.003+10:00

From my wonderful observation (you don't even need to actually) during my stay here in Melbourne I've noticed>>>>>

Australians tend to carry bags of the following brands:
Caribee
Billabong
Crumpler

and they drive:
Holdens
Fords
Not much else.....

then we come to the Asians:
Gucci
Louis Vuitton
Burberry

and they drive:
BMWs
Mercedes-Benz(s)
and whatever that costs above AUD $ 50,000.....

See my point?

Happy Biatch-day and other random stuff.....

2008-07-05T00:42:00.004+10:00

Well my thanks to my sucky internet connection that loads pages at a glacial pace, I only get to post this after the American Independence Day..... But more importantly to my dear college friend and partner lamer-ist hahaha..... whom celebrated her birthday yesterday (the 4th of July) Windy Woo Homecoming Warrior a.k.a. Wendy Low Zhi Yun (WLowzy :P)

HAPPY belated 19th BIRTHDAY!

Miss you so much and hope you're having a great time back home. Wishing you all the best for your birthday and may your future undertakings be fabulously great! Hope I get to see you before u terbang ke UK :P hahaha.

Hearts Muakss from Melbourne

On a sour note, my heater decided to blow up today..... electric sparks flying everywhere and burnt the whole thing..... yes leaving me to freeze with this crazy weather at 5° Celsius (TOOOOOOOOT) you see what I tell you about the curse?

Till then, slowly turning to ice.

A Series of Bitchified Events

2008-07-03T23:48:00.004+10:00

Ahhhh bitch wtf tooot tooot babi tak guna sial..... #@$!^@))(&^@@!@#

Ok ok..... moving along.....

Yes you wonder why I've put that title. Let me explain. So I arrived in Melbourne on 14.02. How sad is that? Valentines on the plane huh.... too bad the MAS air hostess' were all quite crabby and shabby (aiyah I mean the attitude lah :P). Anyways > Ever since then up till today, I've been experiencing pain-in-the-ass events as though I've been jinxed or something (maybe some m-c-b bomoh sprayed some voodoo crap powder on me or something)..... Very recently, in fact just this evening, I bumped my head onto the microwave door latch.... asshole..... OH PLEASE LEMONY SNICKET!!! TELL ME THE WAY TO ERADICATE THIS APTLY NAMED 'CURSE OF MU-ER-BEN' btw mu-er-ben means Melbourne in mandarin lol.

Let me list down all the insidious happenings that occurred to me (in chronology) since I came here:

i) Camera's lens broke when was about to take a group pic (fell off the table.... and ironically I took a picture of the camera lens just moments before the unspeakable happened)
ii) Light bulb in the toilet went kaput which subsequently the wire connecting to it broke....
iii) New printer went bonkers and wouldn't print just when I was blundered with notes from uni....
iv) Fought with house mate (bah that dickhead moronified jerk of an asshole got bitchslapped by me)
v) KL house got broken into.... (omg of all places my house ah? very grand meh? fucken bastards)
vi) Washing machine broke just when I was about to use it (previous day it was working just fine.....)
vii) Mum's car got into an accident now in the garage being repaired....
viii) The glass window in my room broke and cut 3 of my fingers
ix) Hit my head on the bloody microwave oven door latch (damn pain ok.... the thing was pointy....)

> Is this a case of pure bad luck or what? I hope the winds of change faster blow here! Please rid me of these hapless days and may the friggin stars align for me!!

adennn..... yesterday I had a dream that I'd be forever doomed in Melbourne! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Oh btw, Angelina Jolie's new anak-kembars gonna be delivered soon :P and I find that the current political situation in Malaysia is very very very interesting indeed hahaha. Its like an epic movie loh.... Hollywood? What Hollywood? Then I realized the sodomy case allegedly involving Anwar and his silly boy aide Saiful coincided with the Gay Pride Parades around the world leh.... WIERD indeed! by the way... you think a 60 year old man with political intentions have time to waste BDSM-ing a 23 year old slutty boy? lololol but whateverlah... its all too funny :P

visit http://www.malaysia-today.net.... JUICY.... its like the political version of E! online HAHAHAHAHA :P

Till then, finding for more ways to un-jinx myself.... maybe hoping for bird to shit on my head XP

This is a good one

2008-06-30T14:53:00.004+10:00

You have to watch this one. This guy sounds better than some guy/girl duets man!

Special Announcement, 29/06.

2008-06-29T01:51:00.004+10:00

I would like to wish my very dear BFF friend, violinist, pianist, driver, singer, shopping bitch, partner-in-crime, camwhore kawan, gossip chit-chat buddy ELIZABETH KUAN YEN YEN:

HAPPY
21st
BIRTHDAY
!!!!!

I wish for u to get bigger "cups" this year :P haha.....

[Inserts the normal birthday wishes bla bla bla over here]

my little gift for u hehehe :D

I've specially remade my blog background for ur birthday! The pictures on the left hand side signifies the '21 moments' for your 21st birthday. And of course you can guess the one on the right is my short message lah! hahaha. I hope you do like it and wish you all the best for this 21st 'BIG' year of your life yeah!

Loves XOXOXO from Melbourne XP

Number Eight

2008-06-27T22:52:00.005+10:00

Huit, le grande.

So I was supposed to go to Seven tonight with Jelly-licious for the 'end of exams' party but unfortunately my eyes!!.... they just want to shut down like its being yanked down by some gazillion tonne Easter island rock that likes Gum Gum.

Moving on >>>>>

Well then since I'm at home, this gives me some time to pen (or type lah in this case) the clubbing post before bedtime. Yes yes I know..... this post has been long overdue but I hope it's gonna be worth the wait :P

Okay. Lets see how that night began shall we? Remember my second post about the outing I had with my course mates? Well yeah, after that we all parted and went our separate ways. It was until almost 10 when Stone (Jelly's cousin) and Jelly-licious decided to give me a call, asking me whether I wanted to go to Fix with them or not. Since it was just after my exams, I thought well its about time to de-stress and stop thinking about all the bull crap that's been running through my thoughts for the past month. Yeah so then I got ready and then Robyn (course mate) appeared on MSN. Asked her to tag along too since she was going back to Malaysia the day after. She casually agreed and we decided to rendezvous at the club's entrance in Waterfront, Docklands. I was a little late, you know me (driving-miss-daisy late). Gosh the tram that I took to Docklands (no. 48) was practically empty and I was like the only soul in there (besides the driver of course.....). Scary. What to do, already 12 a.m. mah. The tram driver was rather friendly and kind enough to announce where my stop was XP..... And so we met up at the entrance of Fix.....

12.something a.m.>>>>>

Was standing at the entrance..... then the bouncer asked for ID. I was like "Shit! Never bring anything out.... HOW!!??" Robyn got through, and I was desperate to find some way to let myself through. I showed him my Monash student ID (wtf like this will work.... right.....) then he said "I'm sorry but this is insufficient". Then there was this voice that uttered from behind me saying "Show him your credit card". So I mustered myself, took out the Visa DEBIT card shit-wtf-lol-debit card ah? lame-o. That guy looked at it, unhooked the rope and let us in but he slipped my card into his pocket (At that moment I was like..... cibai u.... but wateverlah the card has 0 dollars in it :P.... but I still had to take my card back!). So I asked him "Are you really gonna take my card? Seriously....." and he smiled back at me.....(fucker summore got time to gimme that hehe-i-was-fooling-around look). Finally, he gave the card back to me. After that ordeal, we managed to get into the club. Cover charge was 18 bucks that night.

In the club>>>>>

There were in total 5 of us: Me, Jelly-licious, Stone, Robyn and Pam
Two words: Damn packed. Yes the night was still young and Fix was flooded with a whole lot of midget Asian dudes and slutty, drunk "lala" girls (ok not my buddies, they're perfectly attired for the event and completely sober). The dance floor was even more packed than what I would say as 20 ostriches stuffed into a Brands essence of chicken jar. The place was separated into two main rooms, one which was playing RnB jams while the other was techno. I am personally a fan of RnB and have a strong hatred towards techno and those stupid jerks that fully blast their dim witted 40 watt audio system with techno garbage in their uglified Holdens (in Aussie) or Protons (back Home :P). Whatever I moved on to drinks after loosening up on the dance floor. Me, Robyn and Stone went to get some hard liquor at the bar. Ordered 2 lychee vodkas which tasted like what on planet earth Syrup BP and the Long Island which never came. Drinks there were just pretty substandard. Halfway through shakin' our booty, Stone's friend decided to buy us Tequila shots and we were like.... bring it on MAN! hahaha. Kays then you know the usual dancing and wierd people grinding ur ass like nobody's business happens for 3 hours until 3.10 a.m. when we decided it was time to CIAO. (In that 3 hours I noticed lotsa horny guys tryin' to groove with da girls and there was one that was particularly disgusting.... like he totally rubbed his crotch repeatedly when he was dancing.... prolly tipsy or wat lah I dun care)

L > R: Pam, Jelly-licious, Stone

L>R: Robyn, Jelly-licious, Pam

Omg. What on earth am I doing? Waiting for lalat to fly inside is it?

Look how disgusting the toilet is after a few hours in the club.....

3.10 a.m. or after that not too sure also>>>>>

When we stepped out of the club and went down the stairs, we saw this Asian girl sorta like whining, complaining and crying (like wtf?). She was totally WASTED man..... she was crying and asking the bouncer why she couldn't go back into the club (I guess its policy right? and when you're that drunk, I say it's about time you say hello to your bed). She insisted that she went in the club but to no avail so she called her bf which incidentally was also looking pretty drunk.... I guess its back home for those peeps (sorry hun :P) WASTED in terms of condition and money. HAH. Walked around Waterfront, most of our voices and hearing were gone.... heck I sounded like an 80-year old woman high on marijuana (but wasn't drunk at all?). So we cam whored and slutted around the fake white lighted trees which were a "See No Touch, Touch No See in this case NO TOUCH AT ALL!". Beautiful, looked like digital Christmas in June..... Guards and passer-bys were not spared of our camera addiction as we asked them to help us take fabulous shots :D. In the end, we came out all in all, still sober and not a single bit on earth wasted.... blablabla this point I am feeling damn lazy to type out any further and I'm gonna let the pictures do the crapping.....

Penjakuns posing with the lame tree :P

I have to say, the cabs are fucking expensive as they charge by the minute.... The total cost came up to 25 bucks from Docklands to Swanston (and a few stops along the way). It was supposed to be 27.something but thanks to Jelly-licious' amazing skills, we got a discount LOL.

CEHHHH my fingers, brains, eyes damn tired d!!!!! Time for bed.....

Till then, jumpa lagi!

Anniversary Message

2008-06-27T15:14:00.002+10:00

Happy 1st week and 7th post anniversary
my dear BLOGGY!!

sorry this post is 3 hours earlier :P

Why does this always happen to me?

2008-06-27T02:01:00.005+10:00

My washing machine BROKE just when I was about to use it.

BITCH!

wasted 7 freakin dollars on the laundromat which happily doesn't accept 2 dollar coins.

tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot

ZZZWTFHJKLMNOPFKKKKKK#@$!#!$

Just my luck

2008-06-26T17:43:00.005+10:00

Why
is
it
always
when
the
time
comes
you
need
something
so
badly,
it's
never
there
and
it
gets
WORSE?

just makes me wonder when will it be for me to finally leap off a building at this height.
i think i'd rather jump from a taller one, like the one in Dubai.

.....

this is hopeless. when can i book my one way ticket home?

You Don't Mess with the Byotch

2008-06-24T13:26:00.001+10:00

Heyall. Another short update while still planning on what to write for my upcoming post (the clubbing one :P).

Yes today was quite an uneventful 4th day of my winter break. It was only until 6.30 p.m. where me and my friend, Retarded Merman went to Melbourne Central to watch You Don't Mess with the Zohan starring Adam Sandler. Was supposed to watch Indiana Jones but it was at 9.30 (fucker). Anyways, should I spill the beans ...? Nah, you guys go watch it instead. However, I must say this is a movie you watch when you're depressed, so bored-until-you-masturbate-to-keep-yourself-company, nothing much else to do or just want a good laugh to de-stress. The storyline is pretty vague and lame, but the whole movie is just hilarious to the point you think you're having TB for coughing after a hard laugh. Oh and before I forget to mention, Miss Mimi appeared in the show! There was a cameo of her singing well..... 5 seconds of Amazing Grace? and another part later in her dressing room. Yo MC, I just wanna say, your singing skills are crazy incredible but acting ain't your thang honey XP. Here are a few phrases or things that are memorable from the movie:

i) I just want to make the world silky smooth.....
ii) Hummus
iii) "Not that, the BUSH....."
iv) Mariah Carey (lots and lots of her -> T-shirts the most, songs and HERSELF!!)
v) "After I give this lady a hair cut and 'bang bang' "
vi) Israelis and Palestinians
vii) alot of naked(partially) Adam Sandler
viii) Haustralia (Australia and Mount Everest)

Hmm.... perhaps it's time I stop talkin' and post some pictures of the movie up:

Zohan. Ow man, was supposed to show the Mariah Carey 'Rainbow' cover T-shirt he wore :P

Another picture, this one while he was having dinner with his parents.

Darling DIVA Miss Mimi in da house!

Sorry for the crappy image quality. Took them in the cinema with my phone LOL. For more images, click HERE.

P.S. Missing my two slutty 'betches' so badly:

Mimi a.k.a Givenchy (muh dahleeng fatty girl)

Kiki a.k.a Stila (she's as notorious as Naomi Campbell if she were in the feline world.....)

Till then, toodles XOXOXOXOXO

GUESS who?

2008-06-23T01:49:00.005+10:00

Sexy, simple, stylish, Straight-to-the-point, ABSOLUTELY fantabulous.
zomg this is so chique.

Self-made GUESS catalog photo promoting outdated 7-seasons-ago purse-saurus
GUESS please don't sue me

But I wonder who is she? the aura she emits makes the dreary, tarted product suddenly sparkle with glam and opulence.....

Of Genesis and Virginity

2008-06-22T01:26:00.008+10:00

YES > my blog has lost its “Posting Virginity” with the official 1^st post from me.

I've been feeling utterly miserable for the past month and a half, sleeping at a relatively 'early' 5 a.m. for 4 consecutive weeks. Mr. and Mrs. Cerebellum up there distorted my thinking and melancholic emotions dominated my soul. I was feeling really down, probably just one of those PMS-sy moods of mine striking again. Or could it very well be the fact that I am missing home so incredibly badly that what flows through my mind is everything I have done in the past in Malaysia. I guess this is when I should open-heartedly admit to everyone that I am homesick. P.S. there are several other reasons I really want to go back home….. (mainly because its cheaper back home?-hey don’t assume because I said that I must be a darn kiam siap bitch lah!)

Consequently, my body's freakin’ biological clock time is mental right now due to my absurd schedule. To make matters go far beyond worse, its winter over here in Melbourne. Darn the weather here, it’s like the whole thing is controlled by some demented bimbo that can’t decide which climate it should be. 1 minute you think it’s going to be sunny, the next thing you know the dihydrogen monoxide particles drop on your head….. ruining 5 minutes of TLC to my hair. So naturally, my stomach knocks on my brain asking for food every freaking hour and I must say I've been binging on junk food lately. I won't be surprised I break the weighing scale the next time I set foot on it. (wtf….. eating Arnotts at 4 a.m. before bed time won’t make you fat….. yeah right!)

Shitter Pharmacy Practice..... you've corrupted me with all this rubbish!

I now look like what you see above.....

Whatever….. moving on to another major contribution to stress:

The finals for my semester 1 started on the 9th of June and ended on the very day my hard-pressed-to-form blog was created XP. After 2 weeks of internal stress build up, I must say at 12.45 p.m. sharp on the 20th of June, everything just abruptly dissipated from my brains and organs. I felt absolutely ecstatic when the exam invigilator announced "Please put your pens down and place your MCQ answer sheet and question booklet into your script book". However, I have a 7^th sense (yeah you guessed it right, way better than M. Night Shyamalan’s 6^th PATHETIC SENSE) that I am gonna get appalling results, so I think aiming for a PASS is considered a great achievement for me. Should have applied for special consideration – reason being that I am going through severe migraine possibly caused by major menstruation (WTF-ing-HELL).

Anyways, NEXT!

Just after the exams, we (a bunch of us drug dealers-to-be) went back to the city to have lunch at a Vietnamese restaurant at the corner of Russell and Lonsdale Street when we have come to a unanimous decision after a long time deliberating in the train. After a fulfilling bowl of Pho Bo Dac Biet, our ‘rombongan’ adjourned to Melbourne Central where we had Max Brenner’s for dessert. Shit, you see….. more donuts are gonna pop up on my already 7-month pregnant belly. Sadly some of them could not join us because they had some stuff to do. Okay I know, hush already. Let the pictures do the talking:(will get more pics later)

R: Su Mei, L: Jian Yin (from Taylors)

R to L: Kerry (what is she doing?), Daisy, Mia, Sharon

Yummy raw beef with beef balls Vietnamese noodles (the girl in the picture is Holly)

Dark Chocolate Mocha Frappe we had in Max Brenner (basically like Starbucks Frap but chocolate).

The frappe was served in an Alice cup, which coincidentally is this L.M.A.O. girl's name!!
JENG JENG JENG
***and she hails from CHINA too :P

Later that night, a friend of mine and her “jelly-licious” cousin ajak-ed me to go clubbing at Fix in Docklands. Since I sorta broke their promise last time, I had to make up for it and joined them. Managed to pull one of my friend from the same course as me along too. Getting into the club was an interesting ordeal for me as I didn’t bring any ID along with me but nevertheless I got in :P. The 5 of us were dancing like some SOH-POHs gila high on ganja or something hahahahaha. It was a great night overall, had immense and intense fun. I have only one word to describe it – AWESOME. (more on the ‘clubbing’ and the funny incidents that occurred in my next lame ass post. will get pics from friends soon.)

Lighted fake tree (cannot touch 1.....) in Waterfront, Docklands and the city skyline at 3.30 a.m.

Till then, au revoir.

(Gila post -----> 687 words, longer than my essay edi. No wonder my assessed essays are of such poor marks cos the marker’s eyes probably popped up and flew into a drain by the time it reaches the 2^nd paragraph…..)

Debut. 20/06

2008-06-20T18:40:00.008+10:00

To my esteemed acquaintances, most treasured friends and future blog readers, I present to you:

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